的確是時候了，她的身體她知道，她的身體她做主。她以一個優雅的手勢，邀請她的「藍朋友」上場。
一個藍色的 DILDO 。。。
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DILDO 的問題是一個科學的問題，來不得半點的虛偽和驕傲。
以上改編自偉人毛澤東的格言，僅將「知識」換成了 DILDO 。
偷梁換柱，天衣無縫。
DILDO 的知識，也是知識。
凡有關知識的事，都來不得半點的虛偽和驕傲。
難道有什麼事可以來半點的虛偽和驕傲嗎？
沒有。可見偉人的話也有可能是廢話。
維基百科對 DILDO 有非常科學技術的解說：
Definition: ( 定義 )
A dildo is a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily penetration during self-administered masturbation or sex with a partner or partners.
( 仿科技翻譯： DILDO 是一種「性玩具」，通常為陽具形，用於手淫時，也用於與一個或多個伴侶的性活動。 )
Description: ( 描繪 )
A non-vibrating device, resembling the penis in shape, size, and overall appearance, is a dildo. Some people include vibrating devices in this definition.
( 仿關鍵詞翻譯：非震動型器具，形狀，大小，外觀都與陰莖相似。也有人把震動型器具包括在內。 )
Etymology: ( 辭源 )
The word 「dildo」 originally referred to the phallus-shaped peg used to lock an oar in position on a dory (small boat). It would be inserted into a hole on the side of the boat, and is very similar in shape to the modern toy.
( 仿解釋性翻譯： DILDO 原指一種陽具狀楔子，可插在船邊的小洞裏，將船槳固定於船身。形狀與陽具相似，現被用來稱呼此類性玩具。 )
當性是禁忌話題時，一個有關 DILDO 的暗示都可能引起沖動。但當性成為科學技術的話題時，大篇關於 DILDO 的描寫都不會引起沖動，最多只引起你對知識的敬畏 — 如果你能敬畏知識的話。對那些不敬畏知識的人來說，科學技術的話題只能引起他們的頭疼。
當 DILDO 成為商業話題時，顧客們關心的是產品的質量和價格：
( 以下均為仿信達雅翻譯 )
某甲： This product is nice for on your own or if you partner is using it on you. I』m only allowed to buy toys that are smaller then my hubby 。。。
( 該產品無論是你自用還是由性伴侶為你使用都挺不錯的。我丈夫只讓我買比他那玩意小的性玩具。。。 )
某乙： When I first received this item I thought it was going to be just what I needed and hoped it would be. Looked promising. Sadly, I don』t think any toy can be as realistic as a human being. 。。。
( 我剛收到該產品的時候，以為會如願以償，看上去也的確會令我如願以償，可惜，我認為沒哪種性玩具能比男人的那玩意更逼真。。。 )
某丙： I thought the size was really good, not too big as described in other reviews. In fact, I nearly didn』t order it because of some of the negative reviews, but I loved it!!
( 我覺得該產品的大小挺好的，不象有些顧客評價的那樣太大。那些顧客的負面評價搞得我差點不敢買這玩意。我喜歡該產品。 )
某丁： The best part can only be found on close examination… at the top, near the 「frenum」… a little happy face! And happy he makes me indeed. This is very lifelike, and I am certain they used my husband for the mold! VERY close to identical… husband has no happy face on his weenie, just on his face… but since he left, and I have no one to play with, Mr. Smiley will do my just fine! Do it! Get one! Worth it!
( 最妙的一點你得仔細觀察才能發現，在 DILDO 的頂端，靠近龜頭 ( 下那根「欠筋」 ) 的地方，有個小小的笑臉，讓我太開心了。這玩意太逼真了，我敢肯定他們是照著我丈夫的那玩意做的，幾乎一模一樣，不過我丈夫那玩意上沒有笑容，他臉上才有，但是既然他離開了，我沒人玩了，跟笑臉先生玩是一樣美妙。快去買一個吧 ! 值得一買 !)
感謝網絡 !